Rectaliciousness Historian - The Unapologetic Guide to All Things Bottoms

This esteemed publication is dedicated to the art of all things bottoms. From the majesty of the mighty buttocks, the whimsy of the whimsical bum, and the sheer, unadulterated awesomeness of the rear-end, this website has it all.

Learn about prophets of old who spoke of the greatness of the buttocks.

Dive into the theoretical aspects of why our bottoms are the greatest invention since sliced bread.

Examine the latest advancements in artificial bottoms, because, let's be real, who wouldn't want a robotic butt?

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, read about the intricate relationship between bottoms and caffeine.