Farting is a complex and fascinating phenomenon that has puzzled humans for centuries.
But have you ever wondered what happens when you eat beans for dinner and suddenly find yourself surrounded by a toxic gas cloud?
Do you ever find yourself wondering about the aerodynamics of flatulence?
Well wonder no more, because the science of farting has been thoroughly studied by our team of expert fartologists.
1. Pre-fart: The anticipation phase. This is when you feel the pressure building up inside you.
2. Fart: The release phase. This is when the pressure becomes too much and the fart escapes.
3. Post-Fart: The after-effect phase. This is when the world is safe once again.
But don't think it's over yet. There's still more.
1. Fart Burn