Meet Whiskers, the cat who learned to code and now runs the entire internet.
Hyperlinks: Click here for Whiskers' GitHub
Meet Puff, the dog who traded in his fetch toy for a career that's shell-shocked his neighbors.
Hyperlinks: Read more about Puff's snail training certifications
Meet Polly, the parrot who figured out how to fly through time and now runs the world's first bird cafe.
Hyperlinks: Get your time-traveling parrot gear here!
Stay tuned for more top tales of the overly-optimistic kind!