Welcome to the Regulatory Rodeo Ruckus, where the rules are made up and the stakes are higher!
We've got Rule 1: The Golden Hammer, Rule 2: The Rodeo Clown, and Rule 3: The Unwritten Rule!
Also known as the "Rule of Unrelenting Force," this rule is applied with an iron fist and a hint of bureaucratic spite. Don't even think about trying to get in front of it.
Learn the finer points of Rule 1This rule is applied with a squirt of rubber chicken and a healthy dose of confusion. Try to navigate it, and you'll end up in a spin cycle of bureaucratic red tape!
Understand the intricacies of Rule 2This rule is so secret, you'll never even know it exists. But trust us, it's a real doozy! Try to find out what it says, but be warned: you'll probably just end up lost in a maze of misdirection!
Get your hands on the Unwritten Rule