Regulatory Rodeo Ruckus Ride Rules & Regulations

Welcome to the most thrilling ride in regulatory affairs! Our Rodeo Ruckus Ride Rules are here to guide you through the twists and turns of bureaucratic bureaucracy.

• Rule 1: All visitors must wear a helmet while riding. Failure to do so will result in an additional 10% penalty on your already-expensive ticket price.
• Rule 2: Riders must maintain a minimum speed of 5 miles per hour. Any attempts to slow down will be met with stern disapproving glares from our team of highly-trained, yet somehow still bored, safety inspectors.
• Rule 3: Riders are not allowed to wear anything that resembles a "fun hat". If you're caught with a fedora, sombrero, or anything resembling a pirate's hat, you will be subject to an additional 20% surcharge.

For a more detailed explanation, visit our subpages for each rule or our FAQs page for frequently asked questions.

Don't forget to download our official Rodeo Ride Rules app for the latest updates and reminders!

And, as always, do not attempt to sue us! It won't end well for you.