Find The Last Of Your Dignity

Welcome, Loser!

You've been searching for what feels like an eternity, and you've got the grey hair to show for it. But don't worry, friend, we've got just the thing for you!

Our Scavenger Hunt is designed to drive you to the brink of madness, but hey, that's half the fun, right?

Here's your challenge:

Find the last of your dignity in the abandoned dumpster behind the abandoned water tower on 5th and Main.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Clue 1: The cryptic message scrawled on the wall

Clue 2: The discarded fast food wrappers

Clue 3: The faint scent of desperation