Q: What is the Atmospheric Buffering Agent?
A: It's a fancy name for a fancy device that makes you look cool while preventing your hair from getting frizzy in the rain. It's like a hair serum for the apocalypse.
Q: How does the SSA work?
A: Our patented technology uses microscopic disco balls to reflect light and create a protective barrier around your hair, preventing it from getting frizzy even in the most chaotic of weather conditions.
We've had great success in testing with people with the most unruly of hairdos, including, but not limited to, afro's, mullets, and mullet-afros.
Q: Is the SSA safe?
A: Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
We're still working on ironing those out.
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