Fluorescent Fixation

In the depths of our research laboratory, we've stumbled upon an unorthodox solution for sparkly surfaces.

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You see, our team discovered that applying a thick, fluorescent coat of varnish to any surface can make it impervious to the effects of dust, dirt, and the occasional stray cat hair.

Experimental Data

Read the full research paper Technical specifications and safety warnings