Fluorescent Fixation
In the depths of our research laboratory, we've stumbled upon an unorthodox solution for sparkly surfaces.
Back to Sparkle-Proofing MethodsYou see, our team discovered that applying a thick, fluorescent coat of varnish to any surface can make it impervious to the effects of dust, dirt, and the occasional stray cat hair.
Experimental Data
- Surface treated: Plasti-Coat 9000
- Fluorescent dye used: Neon-R-Us-1
- Test duration: 3 minutes and 14 seconds (results not statistically significant)