You've reached the depths of despair where you're questioning every life choice that led you here. The glow of the screen is all that's keeping you from total darkness.
Your social life is non-existent, your loved ones are distant memories, and the only thing you're really living for is the next episode of your favorite show.
Phase 4: Total Existential Crisis
Go back to Phase 2: The Darkening Cloud of Uncertainty
Start over at Phase 1: The Inconsequential Binge
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:
Phase 6: The Bingeing Never Ends
Remember, it's all about the characters, right? Let's talk about them