You've been warned: this is not for the faint of heart. Or for those who value productivity. Or for anyone who thinks they can handle more than 12 hours of TV per day.
As the chosen one, I shall guide you through the 12 stages of TV show binge recovery.
You've made it to the peak, congratulations! You've reached the summit of your TV show binge, where the only thing that matters is the next episode. Don't get too comfortable, though - the crash is imminent.
Will you be able to find your way back down from this lofty height, or will you succumb to the allure of the infinite scroll?