Pressing the Button: A Step-by-Step Guide

Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of human achievement: Pressing the Button. This guide will walk you through the grueling process.

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PRESS THE BUTTON

Remember: DO NOT press the button if you're wearing anything valuable or fragile. We can't be responsible for your poor life choices.

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