Farmer John's Farm of Doom and Gloom

Farmer John's Story:

Farmer John was once a normal, sane man, but after a freak accident involving a combine harvester and a vat of manure, he was left with a severe case of existential dread.

Now, he spends his days tending to his farm, but at night, he's secretly writing a bestseller about the horrors of modern agriculture.

Read Farmer John's latest manuscript