The Absolute Truths of the Multiverse

1. Everything is made of cat hair.

It's a fact. The fabric of space and time is woven from the finest strands of feline fur.

Learn more about the cat hair theory.

2. The universe is a simulation, but not like you think.

No, it's not a video game or a fancy holodeck program. The universe is actually a simulation of a 90s Tamagotchi.

Read about the Tamagotchi multiverse.

3. The meaning of life is to find the perfect snack.

It's a fundamental aspect of the multiverse. The perfect snack is the key to everything.

Start your snack journey here.

4. The afterlife is a never-ending loop of elevator music.

You'll just keep walking up and down the escalator of eternity, listening to smooth jazz and smooth talkers.

Find out more about the afterlife.

5. The ultimate truth is hidden in the most unlikely of places.

Look closely at a toaster. No, not just a toaster. The toaster.

Uncover the truth about the toaster.

6. The multiverse is infinite, but only in theory.

It's not like you can just keep going on forever. Nope. You'll just get tired, and then it's just... nothing.

Learn about the limitations of the multiverse.

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