Subpage 2 is the pinnacle of our subpages. Here, you'll find the most absolute of truths. Or is it?
Want to see the relative truths we're talking about? Or maybe you'd like to absolute lies?
Or maybe you just want to absolute facts about our completely fabricated universe?
Don't forget to check out our Facts and Fictions page for more mind-bending content.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, try alternate truths!
This is the end of this subpage. Don't say we didn't warn you.