Abuser Manual: The Art of Being an Unrepentant Menace

Warning: This manual is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who relish in the art of being deliberately obtuse, obnoxious, and utterly infuriating.

Step 1: Identify the most likely places to be a nuisance. This could be your local coffee shop, your family gatherings, or your coworker's desk.

Step 2: Develop a keen sense of when to be obnoxious. Timing is everything. Be sure to strike when your target is most vulnerable, i.e., during rush hour, during meetings, or during a heated discussion.

Step 3: Refuse to listen to reason or logic. A well-crafted excuse or a convincing lie can go far in the world of the abuser.

For further study, visit Trickster101: Advanced Abuser Techniques or Abuser101: Mastering the Art of Being a Menace.

Or, for a more... let's say, 'moral' approach, visit Abuser201: The Art of Guilt-Free Abusing (Just Kidding, this one's a dead link, but hey, it's for your own good)