This hat is a beacon of disappointment and despair. It's as if the designer took one look at the latest "influencer" trends and thought, "I must create something that screams, 'I'm trying too hard!'"
The inflated sense of self-importance is literally inflated, like a failed soufflé. It's a mess, a catastrophe, a travesty of fashion.
Or, you know, just go to the rest of the failed hats