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FAQ - Socks of Radiation

Q: Are Socks of Radiation safe to wear?

A: Of course not. What kind of fool would wear socks that are literally radioactive?

Q: Can I wear them to the beach?

A: Only if you enjoy being a human Geiger counter.

Q: How do I clean them?

A: Just toss them in a vat of liquid nitrogen and scrub them with a toothbrush.

Q: Are they available in other colors?

A: No, but who needs color when you have RADIATION!

Buy now and glow!

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