Nuclear-Powered Toaster 3000

Because regular toasters just aren't cutting it

The Nuclear-Powered Toaster 3000 is not just a toaster. It's an experience. A journey into the heart of fiery, glowing, nuclear power.

Technical Specifications:

Power Source: Nuclear Fission

Heat Output minimalist design for maximum efficiency

Includes 1 free burnt bagel with every purchase

Side Effects:

May cause spontaneous combustion of surrounding objects

May increase risk of radiation poisoning

May cause toaster- induced psychosis

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