Welcome to Acid Wash Therapy: Where You Get to Unravel Your Sanity

Are you feeling a little... unravelled? Like your threads are all frayed and tangled? Well, you're in luck because our expert team of highly trained, totally-not-qualified acid wash therapists are here to help you melt your mind with our patented brand of acid wash therapy.

Our therapy sessions are conducted in a state-of-the-art, totally-not-actual acid-filled tank, where you'll be submerged in a sea of swirling colors and confusing shapes. Don't worry, it's completely safe (we think). We promise not to make you question your own sanity... much.

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