A Guide to Achieving Ultimate Mind Control
Eye gazing is the ancient art of using your peepers to bend reality to your will.
It's like a combination of meditation, telepathy, and staring contests, but with more eye strain.
Start by finding a comfortable position, preferably with your eyes at a 45-degree angle to the horizon.
Close your eyes for 10 seconds, then open them again, but not too slowly, like a sloth.
Repeat this process until you're ready to take on the world... or at least your neighbor's cat.
But be warned: excessive eye gazing can lead to eye strain, headaches, and spontaneous combustion.
Or, you know, it might just make you really, really see.
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