Survival Techniques
When the apocalypse hits, you're going to need more than just a six-pack. You're going to need a solid plan. Here are the top 10 techniques to help you survive the coming singularity:
1. Build a bunker in your backyard - It's the ultimate safe space. Trust me, it'll be worth the investment.
2. Master the art of foraging - Learn to identify edible plants. You don't want to be stuck with a stomach full of questionable berries.
3. Start a fire with your eyes closed - It's a skill that'll come in handy when the world goes dark.
4. Learn to communicate with animals - They're already prepared. They've been surviving on their own for centuries.
5. Find a good water source - You can't survive on just coffee and hope.