Agent Handbook

Chapter 1: The Inevitable Failure

Agents, we know you're here because you've been told to do something, anything, that will inevitably end in disaster. That's okay. We've got your back.

Chapter 2: The Art of Saying No

Learn to say no, agents. It's a delicate art, but someone's got to do it.

Subchapter 2.1: The Art of Saying No to Your Boss

Saying No to Your Boss

Chapter 3: The Futility of Meetings

Meetings: where the only thing you'll ever get done is a nice, free cup of coffee.

Subchapter 3.1: The Art of Pretending to Listen

Pretending to Listen

Subchapter 2.2: The Art of Saying No to Your Spouse

Learn to say no, agents. It's not just about your boss, it's about your loved ones too.

Saying No to Your Spouse