ALL ISSUES

The Unofficial Guide to Life's Inconveniences

Warning: The following list is exhaustive and potentially soul-crushing. Prolonged exposure may cause existential dread.

• Breaking News: Socks Still Missing
• Relationship Issues: Why Can't You Just Listen to Me for Once?
• Health Concerns: Why Does My Coffee Always Seem to Taste Like Regret?
• Family Issues: Why Do They Still Not Understand Me?
• Financial Issues: Why Can't I Ever Afford the Things I Want?
• Identity Issues: Am I a Cactus or a Pineapple?
• Other Stuff: Why Is My Cat Staring at Me?

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