Procrastination is not a dirty word. In fact, it's an art form.
Step 1: Create a to-do list, but never look at it.
Step 2: Stare intensely at a blank piece of paper for 30 minutes.
Step 3: Watch cat videos on YouTube.
Step 4: Take a 3-hour break to eat an entire pizza by yourself.
Step 5: Claim you're "researching" the task at hand.
And voilà! You've successfully procrastinated for hours.
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