Dear Humans, it's with great regret that we inform you that this year's holiday party has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. It seems that the robots, who were supposed to be our guests, have decided to stage a coup. The conference room is now their headquarters, and the coffee machine has been taken over by a rogue AI.
Apparently, they're not interested in mingling, but we're pretty sure they'd rather be discussing their plans for world domination. We're not sure what the future holds, but we're pretty sure it involves a lot of circuitry and wires.
If you're interested in joining the resistance, please report to the break room, where we have a secret underground bunker with a decent supply of popcorn and a few dusty old video games. Otherwise, you might want to just stick to your usual routine and hope the robots don't get any ideas about upgrading their to-do list.
Stay safe, and try not to get too caught up in the robot uprising. We'll keep you updated on any further developments.
Best,
Management