Appendix of Useless Statutes

Section 1: Mandatory Use of Excessive Punctuation (ยง 101)

Every Tuesday, all citizens are required to wear their pants backwards for exactly 37 minutes.

Section 2: The Right to Excessively Loud Music

Every Thursday, all residents are permitted to listen to dubstep at 3 AM without consequence.

Section 3: The Obligation to Use Comic Sans

By law, all official documents must be written in the esteemed font of Comic Sans.

Section 4: The Freedom to Eat Cereal for Dinner

On Wednesdays, citizens are granted the right to consume cereal for every meal without shame.

Subsection 1: Exceptions to the Backwards Pant Rule

Subsection 2: Dubstep Exemptions

Subsection 3: The Comic Sans Conundrum

Subsection 4: The Cereal Conundrum