Section 1: Mandatory Use of Excessive Punctuation (ยง 101)
Every Tuesday, all citizens are required to wear their pants backwards for exactly 37 minutes.
Section 2: The Right to Excessively Loud Music
Every Thursday, all residents are permitted to listen to dubstep at 3 AM without consequence.
Section 3: The Obligation to Use Comic Sans
By law, all official documents must be written in the esteemed font of Comic Sans.
Section 4: The Freedom to Eat Cereal for Dinner
On Wednesdays, citizens are granted the right to consume cereal for every meal without shame.
Subsection 1: Exceptions to the Backwards Pant Rule
Subsection 2: Dubstep Exemptions