THE RULES, THE RULES, THE RULES!

According to the Taco Debate Ethics, Rule 3 states:

Use Excessive Emphasis in all written and verbal communications. This means you should never, ever, under any circumstances, use a font size smaller than 24pt for important information.

Why, you ask, is this a good rule?

Because, let's be real, if you're not overemphasizing something, it's not worth saying. And if it's not worth saying, why are you even talking about it?

So go ahead, bold your titles, italicize your quotes, and make sure your headings are at least 36pt. It's not just a rule, it's a science.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some research to attend to.