Taco Trap Testimonials

"I was trapped in this taco trap for 3 hours, and I never even got a taco." - Jane Smith Read more about Ellen Doe's similar experience

"I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the tacos themselves or the existential dread that comes with the trap's 'Escape' button not actually escaping me." - Jane Smith Read about John Doe's harrowing tale of woe

"I was trapped, I was hungry, I was... actually, I was just hungry." - Jane Smith More from Jane Smith, the taco trap queen

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