As the supreme ruler of the asteroid belt, I, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, have decreed that all asteroids shall be renamed to reflect their new status as part of our glorious empire. Effective immediately, all asteroids shall be known as:
Asteroid-666, Asteroid-1234, and Asteroid-5678 shall be known as the "Terror of the Cosmos", the "Punisher of the Galaxy", and the "Overlord of the Overlords", respectively.
Don't bother trying to rebel against our rule, for we have the Asteroid Overlord's Secret Police watching your every move. Resistance is futile.