Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What do you guys do?

A: We do attendants. We attend to things. We attendants attend to your needs!

Q: How do I become an attender?

A: It's a long and arduous process, but basically, just be nice to people and they'll like you, and then you'll be an attender!

Q: What's the best way to deal with the attender's ego?

A: Oh, you'll just have to read the manual. It's in the Attender's Manual.

Q: Can I get a refund for the services you provide?

A: Ha! You wish! We're non-refundable. Like, literally. We have a refund policy that's as clear as a bell!