Subpage 6: Bob's Unpredictable Unpredictions
Here are this week's completely-not-made-up, utterly-bogus, and fantastically-wrong predictions:
- Tomorrow, it will rain cats. Yes, really.
- The price of cheese will drop to 50 cents a pound.
- The world will run out of pizza.
- The moon will turn bright pink.
- I, Bob, will become a world-renowned expert in the field of Extreme Ironing.
Stay tuned for next week's equally-unreliable forecasts!