Welcome, citizen, to the Department of Illumination Regulation and Suppression of Natural Phenomena (DIRSnp). Our primary concern is the well-being of your eyes.
Why bother with all that harsh sunlight? It's so last season. Our patented technology will dim your world to a comfortable, soothing glow.
Learn more about our proprietary technology Frequently Asked Questions (because, let's face it, you're going to have some)Caution: Prolonged exposure to this technology may cause: