Welcome to Subpage 3, where the walls are thick, the furniture is sparse, and the Wi-Fi is completely unreliable.
We're glad you're here. Or, at least, we're glad you're not actually here. You see, we're trying to avoid all human contact at all costs.
Our subpages are designed to be the ultimate refuge for the socially anxious, the introverted, and the utterly terrified of small talk.
So, grab a snack, plop yourself down on the couch, and enjoy the blissful silence of Subpage 3.