Welcome to The Napalmachine - A Bakery of Unhinged Dreams

We're a bakery that specializes in unleashing the wildest, most unpredictable pastry creations this side of the equator. Our team of expert bakers have been trained in the ancient art of baking with abandon, and our ovens are equipped with a special brand of crazy.

Our Story

It all began with a wild dream of a baker named Bob who had a vision of a bakery that defied conventions. He gathered a team of like-minded bakers and together they set out to create a bakery that would make the world a more interesting, if not slightly terrifying, place.

Years later, The Napalmachine has become a sensation, with people flocking from far and wide to taste our creations. And by creations, we mean the kind that will leave you questioning your life choices.