Becoming A Robot: The Unofficial Guide

Step 1: Attach Metal Plates to Your Body

Don't worry about feeling a little self-conscious about your human form, we'll cover you in enough metal to make you the most intimidating being on the block.

Substep 1: Get used to the sound of your own heartbeat being muffled by a tin can.

Step 2: Upgrade Your Senses

Give yourself the gift of infrared vision! Or, at the very least, the gift of seeing in the dark without turning on the lights.

Substep 2.1: Install a state-of-the-art Infrared Vision System (IVS-9000)

Substep 2.2: Practice your newfound night vision by staring directly into the sun for hours on end.

Step 3: Develop Your Robot Skills

From basic arithmetic to expert-level chess playing, we've got the courses you need to turn you into the robot you've always wanted to be.

Substep 3.1: Enroll in Robot Math 101

Substep 3.2: Challenge yourself with our Robot Puzzles page