Step 3 - The Art of Getting Wrinkled

Now that you've mastered the art of not setting your cat on fire, it's time to move on to the next level: wrinkle mastery.

Remember, a wrinkle is not just a wrinkle - it's a statement. A declaration of independence from the smooth, unblemished world of flat laundry.

So, how do you get a wrinkle? It's simple: just iron a piece of paper, then fold it into an origami ninja star. Voila! Instant wrinkles. (Note: this may take a few tries. Or a few hundred. Or a few thousand.)

For those who want to take their wrinkle game to the next level, we recommend investing in our exclusive Wrinkle-O-Matic 3000. It's a machine that not only creates wrinkles but also plays a mean tune to get you pumped up and ready to take on the world (or at least your in-laws).

Take it to the next level: Advanced Wrinkle Techniques