Fluff-Wheel-Disclaimer-Section

Disclaimer of Utter Nonsense

By riding our Fluff-Wheel, you acknowledge that:

1. Fluff-Wheel riders are not, in fact, fluffy.
2. The Fluff-Wheel is not, in fact, a wheel.
3. You are, in fact, a human.
4. The Fluff-Wheel will not, in fact, give you a 500% increase in awesomeness.

Use of the Fluff-Wheel is subject to our Terms of Service - Terms of Service.

By continuing to use the Fluff-Wheel, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy - Privacy Policy.