Black Hole Self-Improvement Techniques

Warning: The following techniques may cause existential dread, spontaneous self-replication, or accidental matter-transportation.

Technique 1: Self-Improvement through Event Horizon Denial

Step 1: Stare intensely at the abyss of your existence. Step 2: Refuse to acknowledge your own insignificance. Step 3: Repeat as necessary until you've transcended human comprehension.

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Technique 2: Quantum Leap of Faith Black Hole Self-Improvement Techniques

Black Hole Self-Improvement Techniques

Warning: The following techniques may cause existential dread, spontaneous self-replication, or accidental matter-transportation.

Technique 3: Gravitational Self-Awareness Through Mind-Meld

Step 1: Focus your mind into a singular point of consciousness. Step 2: Merge with the fabric of space-time. Step 3: Become one with the black hole's will.

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