Insipid Salads: A Journey to the Bottom of the Crudité Barrel

Join us for our expertly crafted, utterly forgettable salad courses. Because who needs flavor when you can have beige?

• Lettuce as a Substitute for Anything
• Avocado as a Dressing (Just Ketchup, But Less Messy)
• Celery as a Replacement for Human Connection

Don't forget to bring your appetite for mediocrity!