Self-Care for the Utterly Uncoordinated

Tip 1: Prioritize Pajamas

Don't bother getting out of bed until you're absolutely, positively, utterly certain it's absolutely necessary.

Why bother with pants when you can rock a fresh set of PJs?

Additional Self-Care Tips

1. Blanket Naps are the answer to all life's problems.

2. Eat an entire pizza by yourself, because, why not?

3. Practice your "I'm not a monster" face in the mirror, because it'llประก come in handy.

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Blanket Naps | Optional Self-Care Rituals | Overly Essential Self-Care