Boulder Solver 5000 - The Ultimate Rock-Pulling Experience

Welcome to the Boulder Solver, where prophets predict and hackers calculate.

Use our state-of-the-art, totally-not-actually-state-of-the-art algorithms to predict the trajectory of your boulder, ensuring you land with precision and finesse.

Or, you know, just wing it and hope for the best. We won't judge.

Some of our most popular features include:

prophets predicting the boulder's landing spot with 99.9% accuracy (results not actually guaranteed)

• Our patented Boulder-ometry system: Because who needs physics when you have math?
• Boulder-astrophysics: Because sometimes you just need to make it up as you go along.
• Our team of expert boulder-ologists: Because nothing says "expert" like a guy in a lab coat with a calculator.

Get started today and find your boulder's happy landing spot!