Brainwave Consulting: Where We Make You a Genius, Sort Of

We offer a range of services to help you reach your full potential, including:

• Brain Surgery - We'll implant a few extra brain cells, just to make you feel more confident about your intelligence.
• Neuro-Linguistic Programming - Our experts will teach you how to talk like a genius, even if you have no idea what's going on.
• Quantum Thinking - We'll show you how to think like a quantum physicist, without actually having to understand any physics.

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