Brain Surgery Insurance Plans

Because Your Head Is On The Line

Are you tired of paying for expensive brain surgery out of pocket? Do you dream of having a comprehensive insurance plan that covers your cerebral cortex? Look no further! Our brain surgery insurance plans are designed to put your mind at ease.

Choose from our range of plans:

• Lobotomies Insured - Up to 5 lobotomies per year, with a 20% deductible
• Neuroplasty Plans - Covers 3 neuroplasties per year, with a 15% co-pay
• Brainstem Replacement Insurance - Up to 2 brainstem replacements per year, with a 30% premium
• Lobotomized Therapy Insurance - Covers up to 10 sessions of lobotomized therapy per year, with a 10% co-pay

Don't wait any longer to protect your brain! Enroll in our brain surgery insurance plans today!

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