Bubblegum Emergency Procedures

Warning: Bubblegum emergencies are serious business.

Step 1: Remain Calm (But Not Too Calm)

Stress can cause your bubblegum to become brittle and prone to shattering. Take slow, deep breaths, and remember that a calm mind is a gum-stable one.

Step 2: Call a Bubblegum Specialist

Don't try to fix the bubblegum yourself, unless you're a certified bubblegum technician. Call our team of experts to save the day!

Step 3: Perform CPR on Bubblegum (CPR-B)

When a piece of bubblegum breaks, use gentle tugging motions to reattach the fragments. Do not use force, as this may cause further damage.

Step 4: Administer Bubblegum Morphine

For severe cases, administer a dose of bubblegum morphine to stabilize the gum. Side effects may include: dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous singing of 'Who Let the Dogs Out?'