Cookie Policy: Because We're Watching You...

At BUDDY'S GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN 2.0, we're not just serving up cookies, we're serving up opportunities for greatness. But first, let's get one thing straight: we're watching you. And by "we," I mean "our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated cookie ninjas."

Cookie Categories

• First-Party Cookies: The good stuff. We're talking chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, peanut butter... you know, the classics.
• Third-Party Cookies: The stuff we're contractually obligated to serve. Think: "I'd rather be eating cardboard" cookies.
• Session Cookies: The ones that'll stick with you until you close your browser. Or until our lawyers tell us to take them away.

Our cookies are like family. We're a little weird, a little rough around the edges... but we love you, man. So, here's the deal:

• If you eat all our cookies, you're probably not going to be happy about the bill.
• If you share our cookies with your enemies, we'll share your IP address with our lawyers.
• If you try to use our cookies as a projectile, we'll have to take it up with the cookie authorities.

Cookies and Your Rights

As a valued customer, you have the right to:

• Know about all our cookie-related shenanigans.
• Opt-out of all our cookie-related shenanigans.
• Complain loudly about all our cookie-related shenanigans on the internet.

Our Cookies, Our Rules

We reserve the right to change our cookie policy at any time, without warning, without apology, and without offering you a cookie to make it better.

We're like that.

Cookie Contact

Got cookies? Got questions? Got a lawyer? Contact us at cookies@buddysgetrichordietryin2.0.com.