Bureaucratic Interpretations: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
A: According to our esteemed Bureaucratic Interpretations Committee, the answer is 42. But only if you fill out form 345-B/6 in triplicate, and attach a self-addressed, stamped envelope.
Q: Why do I have to wait 3-5 business days for anything to happen?
A: Because, as we all know, time is money. And our highly trained team of Bureaucratic Interpreters have calculated that the exact number of minutes required to process each request is 3.14 x 10^6.