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Report compiled by the Office of Inefficiency
Chief Bureaucrat: Jane Smith
Page Count: 17 pages
Word Count: 3,420 words
Estimated time to read: 2 hours 14 minutes
Warning: Reading this report may cause drowsiness, eye strain, and/or existential dread.
Our department spent an average of 4 hours and 23 minutes per employee per day on unnecessary meetings and pointless paperwork.
We successfully implemented 12 new forms, 7 new committees, and 3 new policies that will undoubtedly cause confusion and inefficiency.
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