Welcome, citizens! This is the team that makes all the tough decisions, the ones that shape your lives and ruin your plans. We're the ones who say yes to bureaucracy, no to freedom, and maybe to maybe. Our process is as follows:
- Step 1: We make a decision
- Step 2: We explain why we made that decision
- Step 3: We change our minds
- Step 4: We blame it on the intern
Our mission is to make you laugh, cry, and throw things at us. Join us on our quest for mediocrity!