Welcome to the most unnecessary, yet thrilling experience of your life! Our Express Mandate Generator will guide you through the intricacies of Bureaucratic Red Tape, ensuring that your every whim is catered to with precision, yet maddening, detail.
Below, you'll find a list of our most popular Express Mandates. Simply select one, fill out the required forms, and we'll get back to you with the results... or not.
Or, if none of these options strike your fancy, you can create your own custom Express Mandate! We'll even give you a free pen with every submission.