Formaldehyde: The Bureaucratic Solution

Section 1: The Formaldehyde Solution, a time-honored tradition in bureaucratic decision-making.

When faced with a complex problem, our experts will apply the tried-and-true method of adding more forms, more meetings, and more layers of approval.

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• Section 2: The Parabola of Procrastination
• Section 3: Bureaucratic Asthma, a Condition We're Still Studying
• Standard Issue Section 4: Because We Can't Just Make It Up